January 2011
9 posts
My kitty just ate a pierogie
likespancakes:
i was full and he wanted it so..
Woke up at 4:30 this morning to have shenanigans...
You rock my body all night baby
-Coug
caymanmermaid, thanks for the follow :)
I don't mind being burdened with being glamorous...
-Marilyn Monroe
December 2010
13 posts
Special Packaging
Since I refuse to spend $50 on Christmas themed lingerie that will be worn once and ripped off of me pretty quickly…..I decided to wrap myself up like a present, complete with a bow on my head.
And it was okay that he ripped it!!
Swiper
I need your love gun on my body baby to make me feel alright.
bethandbee:
that awkward 32 hours moment when tumblr goes down and you realize how much your happiness depends on a website.
I’m amused by the lube handprints on my bed.
Immorality is More Fun
I’m kind of a bad person….
My EMT told me that he was rededicating his life to Christ this morning.
My response: Does this mean we have to stop having sex?
Luckily we’re still going to be a little immoral.
Swiper
I'm a Lot to Lose....
And you realized that three weeks too late….
Gap Toothed Grin—I wanted you for 3 months…..and you were too scared to do anything.
But I don’t understand how you were afraid to talk to someone you’ve slept with….
I’m really glad you’re regretting everything and telling me how beautiful, caring, and amazing in bed I am…it’s a real...
November 2010
30 posts
It all started with an involuntary hip thrust…
Changed Relationship Status
:)
Vote!!!! →
I got bored an designed a condom…..you should vote for it!!!!
Love,
Swiper
The Pope's Statement About Condom Usage →
onecondoms:
Do you think this is a step in the right direction for the church?
Gotta main bitch and mistress. I’m so hood rich!
– waka flaka flame (via lifeincontrast)
Feel safe at night....
…sleep with an EMT.
I’m surprised at myself….he’s white, Christian, country, and doing something with his life.
This is new to me….
I like it.
Swiper
Snuggie-Sutra →
What the FUCK has this world come to??
Swiper
Why We Love Guetta
Hey Sista
It’s really really nice to meet ya
I just met this 5’7” he’s just my type
Don’t like his baggy jeans but I might like what’s underneath
;)
-Coug