January 2011
9 posts
Jan 23rd
19,087 notes
My kitty just ate a pierogie
likespancakes: i was full and he wanted it so..
Jan 22nd
14 notes
Woke up at 4:30 this morning to have shenanigans...
You rock my body all night baby -Coug
Jan 14th
Jan 11th
2,508 notes
caymanmermaid, thanks for the follow :)
Jan 11th
Jan 9th
Jan 5th
Jan 4th
57 notes
I don't mind being burdened with being glamorous...
-Marilyn Monroe 
Jan 4th
December 2010
13 posts
Dec 28th
800 notes
Dec 19th
28 notes
Special Packaging
Since I refuse to spend $50 on Christmas themed lingerie that will be worn once and ripped off of me pretty quickly…..I decided to wrap myself up like a present, complete with a bow on my head.   And it was okay that he ripped it!! Swiper
Dec 17th
“I need your love gun on my body baby to make me feel alright.”
Dec 17th
Dec 9th
bethandbee: that awkward 32 hours moment when tumblr goes down and you realize how much your happiness depends on a website.
Dec 7th
14,150 notes
“I’m amused by the lube handprints on my bed.”
Dec 5th
Immorality is More Fun
I’m kind of a bad person…. My EMT told me that he was rededicating his life to Christ this morning. My response: Does this mean we have to stop having sex? Luckily we’re still going to be a little immoral. Swiper
Dec 5th
Dec 3rd
Dec 3rd
411 notes
I'm a Lot to Lose....
And you realized that three weeks too late…. Gap Toothed Grin—I wanted you for 3 months…..and you were too scared to do anything. But I don’t understand how you were afraid to talk to someone you’ve slept with…. I’m really glad you’re regretting everything and telling me how beautiful, caring, and amazing in bed I am…it’s a real...
Dec 2nd
Dec 1st
4,441 notes
Dec 1st
1,179 notes
November 2010
30 posts
It all started with an involuntary hip thrust…
Nov 29th
Changed Relationship Status
:)
Nov 29th
Nov 26th
983 notes
Nov 26th
28,342 notes
Nov 26th
3,140 notes
Nov 26th
670 notes
Nov 24th
1,589 notes
Vote!!!! →
I got bored an designed a condom…..you should vote for it!!!! Love, Swiper
Nov 22nd
The Pope's Statement About Condom Usage →
onecondoms: Do you think this is a step in the right direction for the church?
Nov 22nd
Nov 21st
610 notes
Nov 19th
“Gotta main bitch and mistress. I’m so hood rich!”
– waka flaka flame (via lifeincontrast)
Nov 18th
Nov 18th
Nov 18th
1,510 notes
Nov 17th
403 notes
Nov 17th
Feel safe at night....
…sleep with an EMT. I’m surprised at myself….he’s white, Christian, country, and doing something with his life. This is new to me…. I like it. Swiper
Nov 16th
Nov 15th
Nov 14th
Nov 14th
2,447 notes
Nov 14th
72 notes
Nov 12th
1,015 notes
Nov 12th
8,934 notes
Nov 10th
9,889 notes
Nov 9th
1,666 notes
Snuggie-Sutra →
What the FUCK has this world come to?? Swiper
Nov 7th
Nov 6th
706 notes
Why We Love Guetta
Hey Sista  It’s really really nice to meet ya I just met this 5’7” he’s just my type Don’t like his baggy jeans but I might like what’s underneath  ;) -Coug
Nov 3rd