December 2010
13 posts
Special Packaging
Since I refuse to spend $50 on Christmas themed lingerie that will be worn once and ripped off of me pretty quickly…..I decided to wrap myself up like a present, complete with a bow on my head.
And it was okay that he ripped it!!
Swiper
“I need your love gun on my body baby to make me feel alright.”
bethandbee:
that awkward 32 hours moment when tumblr goes down and you realize how much your happiness depends on a website.
“I’m amused by the lube handprints on my bed.”
Immorality is More Fun
I’m kind of a bad person….
My EMT told me that he was rededicating his life to Christ this morning.
My response: Does this mean we have to stop having sex?
Luckily we’re still going to be a little immoral.
Swiper
I'm a Lot to Lose....
And you realized that three weeks too late….
Gap Toothed Grin—I wanted you for 3 months…..and you were too scared to do anything.
But I don’t understand how you were afraid to talk to someone you’ve slept with….
I’m really glad you’re regretting everything and telling me how beautiful, caring, and amazing in bed I am…it’s a real...
